I don't care how old I am, whenever I see a bubble, I will hunt the bastard down and kill it.
Dear "cool people", They didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.
There are two words in a person’s life that will open a lot of doors for them… PULL and PUSH.
"There's DIE in DIET"
"You look tired! " - It's just a polite way to tell someone that they look like shit!
That annoying moment when… You spend an hour waiting for a reply And realize that your text never sent.
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
~bubai~
~wassalam~
